Girl to Guy Translation Part II
Girl: You’re really funny!
Translation: You are the epitome of everything I have looked for in another human being.
Girl: I love doing things outdoors.
Translation: I love doing guys outdoors.
Girl: Oh, I used to love watching Nickelodeon!
Translation: I will literally waste my entire life sitting on a couch with you eating fruit loops, watching Looney Toons, and making out while playing Halo 1.
Girl: They call her Scar-Jo in the tabloids. Oh, I don’t read the tabloids but I lovelovelove (all one word lol) Perez Hilton. Straight up. I read that ess all the effin—
Translation: Seriously, smile and nod for like a half an hour longer. Trust me. It’s worth it.
Girl: Who is Dr. Venkman?
Translation: Don’t waste your time trying to have an intelligent conversation with me.
8 months ago