Girl to Guy Translation Part I
Girl: The beginnings of relationships are wonderful! I love the giddy feeling you get and the butterflies that don’t go way!
Translation of italicized words: the anxiety pangs and feelings of oncoming vomit.
Girl: I like you a lot, but just as a friend.
Translation of italicized words: but if you don’t mind, I’d like to torture you emotionally and mentally for the next six months to two years.
Girl: I got a promise ring.
Translation: Gimme a week, hot-lips.
Girl: The New Facebook is so stalkery!
Translation A: Please look at my new pictures!!
Translation B: I have nothing to say or do.
Girl: Ugh, Ghostbusters? I hate this movie.
Translation: ——
8 months ago