Dear Facebook
A real letter pulled from the facebook.com account Nicci Donteffwithme Donovan. I’m so glad someone is standing up for us in this harsh modern world.
Major wtf (what the flute) on your new little layout. I do thank you for keeping the color scheme the same I guess (lol not). Here are some the reasons why it is that I don’t like your stupid layout, retarded internet business.
1) Curvy pictures. Come on, everything is already curvy enough. Facebook was the one place where I could get real corners, corners that didn’t try to be something they weren’t. The pictures on my home page now look like sell-out squares. I CAN”T TAKE IT.
2) The Publisher? Come on. If I wanted to have a twitter account without actually getting one—oh, wait, I like the Publisher!
3) Stalker-y!! Am I right? Am I rite? Am I write? Am I wrong? What if there are stalkers out there who I know a little bit but not really and the best idea they’ve come up with so far is to stalk me by seeing I put up pictures or change my status (or PUBLISHER WOOO!)?Then they will have succeeded masterfully all because the NEW FACEBOOK is for STALER-ESQUE people.
I don’t have anything else to say, but you can bet your billion dollar assets (i mean asses, punny!) that I am going to vote no on this “Vote for the New Facebook” facebook app.
P.S. Very bored and lonely.
8 months ago