New Bad Jokes!
Until a few months ago, I thought the G. I. Bill was G. I. Joe’s slower, more dimwitted cousin.
A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender, “Give me a beer.” Puzzled, the bartender informs the gentleman, “We have several beers, sir.” The guy nods his head understandingly and says, “All right, I’ll have two.”
Who’s hotter: me, or an uglier version of me?
Me and my car have a lot in common: for one thing, we both should’ve died by now but somehow we keep on going. Also, neither of us have sex with women.
Really liking raw oysters is like being a huge fan of the Ice Pilots.
Check out some other bad jokes and feel momentarily that you’re better than someone!
3 months ago